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13-02-2008, 03:25 PM
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Drink Personality

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results...

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue (probably a blonde).
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

Then, there is the male addendum - The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut...

Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay


     
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13-02-2008, 03:32 PM
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Re: Drink Personality

I don't drink any if these...so what does that make me?


     
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13-02-2008, 03:36 PM
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I don't drink any if these...so what does that make me?

A good boy?


     
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13-02-2008, 03:38 PM
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A good boy?
Lol, So which one do you drink ickledookie?


     
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13-02-2008, 03:39 PM
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Lol, So which one do you drink ickledookie?
None I'm a good girl!


     
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13-02-2008, 03:41 PM
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None I'm a good girl!
Copy cat!


     
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13-02-2008, 03:45 PM
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Copy cat!

It's true I dont drink, well very occasionally I do!

But have been known to have the odd cocktail at TGI Fridays! Mmmmmmm.....


     
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13-02-2008, 04:04 PM
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I don't drink any if these...so what does that make me?
Under-aged? Stick to the ribena...you'll be fine...


     
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13-02-2008, 04:07 PM
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Under-aged? Stick to the ribena...you'll be fine...
Mmmmm.... I like ribena....and no I'm not under-age...I don't drink it as in my religion it prohibited!


     
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13-02-2008, 04:09 PM
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Mmmmm.... I like ribena....and no I'm not under-age...I don't drink it as in my religion it prohibited!
Ha! Jotch now go dig your hole a little deeper.....


     
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