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12-02-2008, 03:56 PM
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Re: Valentines day

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And that line got you the girl
Of course it did

That was way back at school almost 15 years ago
She must have been well impressed with my poetic skills
(Or should that be pathetic skills!)


     
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12-02-2008, 04:10 PM
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Re: Valentines day

I love this one....

Veggie Valentine

You may not “carrot” all for me
The way I care for you
You may “turnip” your nose
When I plead with you
But if your heart “beet” with mine
Forever “lettuce” hope
There is no reason in the world
Why we two “cantaloupe”


     
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12-02-2008, 04:15 PM
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heheheh great one you got there ickledookie


     
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12-02-2008, 04:32 PM
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


     
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12-02-2008, 04:36 PM
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Rofl! where did you find these???


     
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12-02-2008, 04:38 PM
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Rofl! where did you find these???
If I told you that I would have to kill you


     
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13-02-2008, 03:55 PM
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If I told you that I would have to kill you
Hey, that's my line!


     
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14-02-2008, 12:49 PM
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Re: Valentines day

I'm a cynical old fart, I think it's a totally artificial "celebration" the only purpose of which is to give the greeting card and chocolate makers a boost to their Q1 earnings figures.

Same way Ninteno WII are now available from pretty much everywhere and will no doubt boost their Q1 earnings.


     
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14-02-2008, 01:33 PM
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I'm a cynical old fart, I think it's a totally artificial "celebration" the only purpose of which is to give the greeting card and chocolate makers a boost to their Q1 earnings figures.

I agree we don't need one day a year to show our OH we love & care for them because most of us do it every day! Although that does require a little effort the longer you have been together its fun trying though!


     
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